Ode to Straight Noses - Part 7

More straight noses (reminders that if FFS doctors say you need to have a scooped nose to be beautiful, it is not true).

Jenna Elfman (she is  not beautiful straight on, but is picture perfect in profile)

Loretta Young (she was an actress long, long ago)

This is just a post card. I have no clue who the woman is but thought she had a pretty straight nose.

 

Just a random photo off the internet, but her profile is lovely.

Mischa Barton

 

Nicole Scherzinger. Too turned up for my tastes, but definitely straight.

Ode to Straight Noses - Part 5 (models only)

 Yes, more straight-bridged noses but this time they all belong to models.

The gorgeous Paulina Porizkova. I believe she was, hands down, the most beautiful of the '80s models.

Paulina in an Estee Lauder ad. Notice the straight nose.

More of the extraordinarily beautiful Paulina

The beautifully feminine Monica Bellucci - She started modeling at 13, although that doesn't necessarily mean she's good looking. Runway models are often odd looking or masculine. But Monica is clearly NOT one of them.

More Monica Bellucci

Monica Bellucci in profile

As usual I have to mention that if she visited FFS doctors, many would suggest surgery to correct her profile to make it more scooped and pig-like. But in my opinion, if beauty means being able to see up a person's nostrils while viewing her straight on, give me ugliness =)

Heidi Klum won her first modeling competition, against nearly 25,000 other contestants, with a classic, straight, non-piggish nose.

Ode to Straight Noses - Part 4

Yes, more straight noses.... If your FFS doctor tries to convince you that in order to pass or be beautiful, your nose needs to have a scooped bridge and be turned up like a pig snout (ok, my words, not theirs), remember these lovely women and their straight noses.

Rita Hayworth

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Rita Hayworth

It's also worth mentioning that this hairline on Rita Hayworth is not natural. It was created through electrolysis. Her original hairline was lower in the corners. So in order to make her more attractive they gave her a hairline that FFS doctors would consider more masculine, but it worked.

Lucille Ball (She started out as a model and showgirl before doing comedy)

More Lucille Ball

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Alicia Keys' great profile (she may look even better than she does from the front) and perfectly straight nose

 

Liv Tyler and her straight nose

Ode to Straight Noses - Part 3

For your viewing pleasure, more non-scooped noses...

Rudolf Valentino (feel free to ignore his nose) and Natacha Rambova (who has a lovely jawline, that is both defined and feminine, to go with her great profile)

Carole Lombard's perfectly straight nose (although I can't say much for her jaw line)

Joan Crawford close-up by George Hurrell (the man's nose has a little bump, but hers is great)

More Joan Crawford

Ursula Andress

Keira Knightley (Her nose is turned up, but straight. Also, I know she's had rhinoplasty but don't know what her original profile was or if it was changed at all.)

Until later...

Facial Proportions - Tori Spelling with a Higher Hairline and Slimmer Nose

In my last post about facial proportions, in which I Photoshopped Tori Spelling to show what FFS doctors might do to her if they got a hold of her, I did not change two things:

1. I stopped short of raising her hairline because FFS doctors would never do such a thing. The common belief (or mistake?) is "the lower the better" and that high hairlines are masculine. So in the photo of her, her facial proportions were not quite in tune with Leonardo da Vinci's guidelines (that the face is divided into thirds).
2. Also, although I made her nose more symmetrical, I did not make her nose narrower. In art class, it is often taught that the outer edges of the nose line up with the inner edges of the eyes. I'm not sure if that holds true for all ethnicities, but there are other guidelines out there as well. This is jut one of them.

So, although FFS doctors would never raise a hairline, here she is... Tori Spelling with the changes I made to her in an earlier post, and Tori with a taller forehead and narrower nose.

Approximate facial proportions in the "before" and "after" photos.

	Before	After
Top Third	30%	33%
Middle Third	35%	33%
Lower Third	35%	33%

Do you think the higher forehead makes her look more masculine?

Facial Proportions - Tori Spelling with New Facial Proportions and FFS

Once I read something about Tori Spelling looking like a drag queen. Just recently this came to mind and I thought, "Does she really?" And to answer that question, I found the best photo I could find of her and got started.

The first thing I did was draw a head-shaped oval and put a horizontal line through the center. (I was trying to see how the proportions of her face compare to the guidelines used in drawing faces, shown here. In art class, this is how you start drawing a head.) The eyeballs will fall along the center line. So, the distance from her eyes to the top of her head should be the same distance to her chin.... according to how I was taught, which is just a guideline. But Tori is different. Here eyeballs fall above the center line and the rest wasn't lining up well either, so I wasn't sure what to do with that.

On to Plan B. According to the same art class guideline I mention above, the distance from her eyeballs to right below her nose should be about the same distance as that from below her nose to her chin, and her mouth should fall right above the lowest line. But her mouth is a bit low. I can't make her chin THAT short. It would look odd. So that was not working either.

So on to Plan C. I decided to divide her face into thirds as outlined in Leonardo da Vinci's notebooks, and shown on this page (my guideline is a little off in the image below but I'm sure you get the point). And this is what I got.

The resulting image has four changes:

1. a shorter chin
2. a narrower, pointier chin (unlike Heidi Montag's chin which appears to have been just sawed off at the bottom leaving it wide and flat)
3. a symmetrical nose (to hide her bad rhinoplasty that has left one side caved in)
4. narrower jaw (just the tiniest bit since her jaw stuck out further than her cheekbones)

Approximate facial proportions in the "before" and "after" photos.

	Before	After
Top Third	29%	30%
Middle Third	33%	35%
Lower Third	38%	35%

I did not raise her forehead, due to the fact that FFS doctors would not do that, but if I wanted to remake her face into perfect thirds, that's what I would have done. Also, if she were male and FFS doctors got to her, I think they might suggest more changes since they are prone to that, but I think think the difference is remarkable. But more about facial proportions another day...

Ode to Straight Noses - Part 2

In an earlier post I asked why the world of FFS is gaga about scooped noses when this concept (scooped is the ideal) only seems to exist among FFS doctors and their patients. So here are more examples of straight noses.

Elizabeth Taylor

Louise Brooks (I know, not the normal profile shot but I just happened to come across it on accident)

Audrey Hepburn (Not classically straight, but definitely not scooped either. More convex, actually.)

 Also, you might be asking... where are all the scooped noses? I have photographs of beautiful profiles on famous women, but why am I leaving out the scooped ones? Well, like I've mentioned before... scooped notices are, historically, not considered an attractive feature. That is why Angelina Jolie had hers fixed. But to be fair, I've included one. Julie Andrews' nose is scooped. Granted, she did not accomplish what she has by her looks. But I've included her still.. And I straightened her nose a bit while I was at it.

Julie Andrews (The 'before' shot is her natural nose... the 'after' shot is my doing. Which looks better?)

Ode to Straight Noses

So I'm always hearing from within the trans community how women want scooped noses. It's, apparently, the be-all and the end-all of noses. Why? I've NO idea. I happen to dislike them and find them ridiculous on a 6 footer.

So in honor of straightness... here is my ode to beautiful women with beautifully straight noses (which is the norm, actually). And if anyone has any idea WHY the transsexual community is gaga about scooped noses, do tell.

Let's start with Angelina Jolie, who had her scooped nose fixed to make her beautiful.

Angelina Jolie, before and after nose surgery

Catherine Deneuve - Upturned but straight as an arrow

Ava Gardner

Natalie Portman

Lauren Bacall

More to come...